Wet Artie is pretty great, but I know you want more. This batch of illustrations isn’t enough to sate your enormous hunger for gerbils. You want to see photo’s of James Rice’s well-traveled gerbil Speedy meeting Penn and Teller.
Dude! I loves me some Penn and Teller! I want them to run, collectively, for President. Maybe Speedy and James could be the collective Secretary of Transportation.
(TUNE: “Mellow Yellow”, Donovan)
James Rice posing with Speedy!
They just smile and say “cheese”!
Never pushy or needy
Meeting ce-le-bri-ties!
They’re meeting Penn & Teller!
(They school fools!)
They’re meeting Penn & Teller!
(Their act rules!)
They’re meeting Penn & Teller!
Dude! I loves me some Penn and Teller! I want them to run, collectively, for President. Maybe Speedy and James could be the collective Secretary of Transportation.
PENN AND TELLER!!!!!! *dies*