Artie Paper Doll
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January 29, 2012 ~ 4 Comments
I probably could’ve drawn a better Artie, but his outfits are cute. He even gets his own set of Official Lab Pajamas.
Artie looks so embarrassed, standing around in his underwear. He’s not a good sport about it like Helen is.
More like, “not vamping like Helen”. I’m shurely not the first to note that Artie’s transformations would make him a unique make stripper… (Artie: “Help, help, I’m being objectified!”)
(TUNE: “I Saw Her Standing There”, The Beatles)
Well, he stands six-foot-four,
Perhaps a bit more …
Partially dressed, t-shirt and socks and jockeys!
Artie, he looks a bit nervous
As he stands in un-der-wear!
Helen built up a man
As best as she can …
I’m not surprised, nothing she does can shock me!
It’s just a bit of fan service,
As he stands in un-der-wear!
Never saw him nude!
And the girls all booed
When he wound up shoe-ed
And clothed! Ohhhh …
Well, he ain’t got a clue
What ape couples do!
Zeta, I know, wants to play tonsil hockey!
Through the fourth wall, he’ll observe us
As he stands in un-der-wear!
This set lacks his tiny little Unitarian minister robe.
I’m sure someone else who’s very heterosexual has brought this up but… Shouldn’t there be a naked torso version?