Comments on: Wedding Guestbook

By: Shaenon Garrity (shaenongarrity)

Shaenon Garrity (shaenongarrity) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:11:47 +0000

My dad got SO DRUNK. Like, the drunkest I've ever seen anyone be drunk, ever.

By: Jaye Brown (illogicalv)

Jaye Brown (illogicalv) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:11:46 +0000

Why, yes, let's have another event where your friends and family get drunk. What could possibly go wrong?

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:11:45 +0000

Well, you'll just have to have a renewal of vows on your tenth anniversary. Then *ALL* the crazies can come of the woodwork (or in this case, the Internet) and get drunk together, and combined weirdosity will finally cause California to fall into the ocean.

Hey, how often do you get a chance to wreak devasation on a global scale? (If you're not Lex Luthor, that is.)

By: Daffyd Wagstaff (lord_killerfish)

Daffyd Wagstaff (lord_killerfish) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:11:44 +0000

Hmm, Punk Rock Tuna. I can see it catching on. All we need do is genetically engineer a fish to grow hair, and then ingrain personal grooming habits onto it's instincts.

By: Leon Arnott (l)

Leon Arnott (l) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:11:43 +0000

Is that… Krazy Kat stationery?!

By: So It Begins (soitbegins)

So It Begins (soitbegins) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:11:42 +0000

Awww.