Well, Jason Thompson drew this
From a real cool birds-eye view …
Mavis, Wolff, and Byrd
Think it’s quite absurd
That they can’t get through to you!
And Plotkin, Hart, and Garza love you,
That we can’t deny …
And we all went “Awww!”
When your niece-in-law
Drew a pretty butterfly!

(CHORUS)
They wish they all could be Shaenon Gar-ri-ty!
(wish they all could be Shaenon Garrity …)
They wish they all could be
Shaenon Gar-ri-ty!

Well, Shaenon drew “Narbonic”;
Now-a-days, she draws “Skin Horse” …
And said “What the hell,
I can draw ‘Li’l Mell’
When I’ve got free time, of course!”
And now she’s doing re-runs
That she calls “Director’s Cut” …
Man, how did she get
So famous on the ‘Net
When she isn’t drawing smut?
 (repeat CHORUS)

Niece, as in niece-in-law?