Comments on: Zombie Woof: September 24-29, 2001

By: Seph

Seph — Wed, 23 Oct 2019 17:44:49 +0000

Either a tentacle dimension, or it stopped off at Z’ha’dum—it looks a lot like a Shadow ship.

By: Martha Mintz (muffinthamighty)

Martha Mintz (muffinthamighty) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:15:53 +0000

Booo, Edwin. Boooo.

By: Derek Burrow (bard)

Derek Burrow (bard) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:15:52 +0000

However, there have been movies like “Fido” which have stressed the rather…err…odd…romance that is the zombie without the need for necrophilia. A zombie’s lurching speed is apparently conducive to ballroom dancing. Dave just needs to find the right postapocalyptic community in which to be accepted.

By: Edwin Quantrall (reynard)

Edwin Quantrall (reynard) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:15:51 +0000

"Aaron Shades says:

Personally, I think that the sexyness of the zombie depends on how well it was constructed, and how soon after death. I always figure that if you got 'em just a few minutes after death, were good with the stitching, and made sure to apply a dood preserving agent they could come out fine."

Necrophilia: The overwhelming urge to crack open a cold one...

By: Chris Anthony (etherjammer)

Chris Anthony (etherjammer) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:15:50 +0000

Dov: I was choosing to ignore the apparent angles, since they’re entirely wrong anyway. 😉 (The “horns” of the crescent moon always point away from the sun, so unless we’re actually sighting to the north or south and Narbonic takes place much farther from the equator than /I’d/ assumed…)

By: Aaron Shades (prof_tinker)

Aaron Shades (prof_tinker) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:15:49 +0000

. . . . Unfortunately, this is not the case for Dave.

Besides, who's caliban to talk? At this point, all Humans literaly look the same to him.

By: David Harmon (mental_mouse)

David Harmon (mental_mouse) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:15:48 +0000

Ironically, the European vampire and werewolf legends come from a common root — which has a fair bit in common with the Romero zombies (rather than the Haitian ones).

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:15:47 +0000

I think zombies would still rank slightly above “The Blob”. Then again, just being in the same movie as Steve McQueen might give The Blob some coolness by proximity.

By: Zarathustra's Id (zarathustrasid)

Zarathustra's Id (zarathustrasid) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:15:46 +0000

Ya, zombies might be the least sexy of the classic monsters. Vampires being the most sexy. Werewolf in London and Jack Nicholson’s werewolf movie had it. Brendan Frasier’s The Mummy salvaged a pretty unappealing monster. Even Jaws and Herman Munster probably beat out zombie. Poor, poor zombie Dave.

By: Shaenon Garrity (shaenongarrity)

Shaenon Garrity (shaenongarrity) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:15:45 +0000

It’s true. Dave underestimates his own sex appeal. He’s right that he’s probably more appealing when not a walking corpse, however.