In the end, there can be only one….

Some Star Trek moment!
The u-su-al snafu!
They screwed the agenda
Like they always do!

It’s nothing major,
But now we gotta go
To Central Central
To see the CEO …

Shoot the nosey journo,
(Shoot the nosey journo)
Stab him if you want to, too!
(Stab him if you want to, too)
Without a good PR man,
I don’t know what I’d do!

These Star Trek moments,
They wear my patience thin!
Now Dave must see Helen,
But sure as hell, man, I’m not going in!

This is the worst takeoff of “The Wizard of Oz” I’ve ever seen… so much so that I can barely figure it out.

Well, Mell is taking me to Helen’s main lair …
Oh my, there’s somethin’ shiny, caught my eye in there!
A holographic screen that’s displayed in mid-air
With quibits … with quibits!

Oh my enthusiasm isn’t reserved!
They’re indeterminate until they get observed!
Well, Intel and Freescale got totally served
By quibits!
It’s a quantum machine, yeah!

Quibits! Quibits!
Quantum now makes the new bits!
Technical beauty!  Superposed state!
It’s all compute-y!  Isn’t it great?
Yeah, quibits! Quibits!
Microsoft ain’t worth two bits!
Quibits, I want ’em!  Quibits are in!
They’re full of quantum!  They’re full of win!
They’re quibits!
Quibits, quibits, quibits!

Isn’t it just beautiful?

(Though, I’m not sure if Dave should be quite so impressed given that he and Lady Dave had to invent a quantum data bus just last year. But then, it’s not like his long years under the ground haven’t taken a toll on his sense of perspective.)

I like the fact that with this strip we get to see Dave completely rattled without actually disclosing any new information. And, of course, Mell utterly demolishing Dave’s composure with just one sentence.