Comments on: Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: November 17-22, 2003

By: Mental Mouse

Mental Mouse — Sun, 03 Sep 2017 19:05:41 +0000

In reply to Leon Arnott (l). "When you're mad, those are the same thing" ;-)

By: Darkstarr

Darkstarr — Tue, 10 May 2016 08:19:59 +0000

In reply to Grant McCormick (grantcmccormick).

I always figured that Jabba had no more interest in Leia sexually than a human would with a sexy banana slug, but that it was more of a “look what I have, and you can’t have her, neener neener!” attitude on the Hutt’s part. Anyone smart enough to run a major crime syndicate has to know what the effects of a scantily-clad attractive humanoid female is going to have on most humanoid males.

I may have a horribly dirty mind, but even I am thoroughly grossed out by the thought that a Hutt (basically an overgrown sentient banana slug) could possibly be aroused sexually by a humanoid of any gender…

By: Pygar

Pygar — Fri, 23 Oct 2015 04:56:37 +0000

Awright, who *else* “hears” the Quantum Leap sound effect?

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:59:50 +0000

@Edwin: I sell them on Ebay.

By: Edwin Quantrall (reynard)

Edwin Quantrall (reynard) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:59:49 +0000

Ed! Ed! How many more internets do you need?!?!?! We're scraping the bottom of the barrel as it is!

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:59:48 +0000

(TUNE: "Ticket To Ride", The Beatles)

The teleporter looks nice,
Let's use it today!
This teleporter device
Can 'port us away!

Hey, we can teleport two!
Mell, we can teleport you-ou-ou!
Where will we teleport to?
Hey, I don't care!

As long as we get out of here soon,
To a bizarre place,
Be it a far place
Or near ...
The Arctic, the Sahara, the Moon ...
I really don't care
Just so it's somewhere
Not here!

But now, with Helen again,
I quietly curse!
As to Milwaukee we ran,
How could it be worse?

Soon as I said it I knew,
Deep dreck I've gotten into-o-o ...
With me, the artist will screw,
But I don't care!

By: So It Begins (soitbegins)

So It Begins (soitbegins) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:59:47 +0000

ZER-WHOOSH!

By: Mike Kozar (mikekozar)

Mike Kozar (mikekozar) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:59:46 +0000

This one always made me wonder - would Mell be glad to see Future Dave, or get that little smile? I always suspected she was happy to see Young Dave -taking action-, because she wants the timeline changed as much as anybody. I'm not sure how this jives with her letter to the Daves, though. Mell be crazy?

By: Leon Arnott (l)

Leon Arnott (l) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:59:45 +0000

Friday:

Another memorable slapstick moment for future-trapped Dave.

"To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders! I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and the Springfield River!"

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:59:44 +0000

(TUNE: "Get Back", The Beatles)

Dave is in the future, Dave is in some trouble,
Later life he won't enjoy!
Dave is talking to his holographic double,
Double says, "Don't sass me, boy!"

Go back! Go back!
Go back to where you once hung out!
Don't slack! Don't slack!
You're sweatin', get your shirt wrung out!