I’m on an … expedition,
Where there’s no mail or phones!
Before I … start this mission,
You want to jump my bones!
You want to jump my bo-o-ones,
I’ll let you jump my bones!

You’ve got a … human body,
with over-active stones!
You like to … do things naughty,
You like to jump my bones!
You like to jump my bo-o-ones,
Tonight, you’ll jump my bones!

When you escaped from Hell’s damnation,
You liked food!
And then came phy-si-cal sensation!
Lust ensued!
We got nude!
Then we screwed!

Your body … likes my body,
For me, you’ve got a jones!
Good thing that … you’re a hottie!
Let’s jump each other’s bones!
Let’s jump each other’s bo-o-ones!
Let’s make some nasty moans!
Let’s jump each other’s bo-o-o-o-o-o-ones!

Most recent example: I work at a bank in New Jersey and when I went to report a day off (that had been previously authorized), it seemed like the database had a glitch. It wouldn’t let me take a “holiday” off. So I mentioned it to my supervisor and she reminded me that in my home country “holiday” and “vacation” are not synonyms. I reported a “vacation” day instead and it worked.

One of these days I might get promoted to the point where I can set holidays and I’ll accidentally give everyone in the company a week off instead of just me. And if the elevator is broken, maintenance will wonder why the hell I want the “lift” fixed.