PANEL 1:
Dave:  … gasp … Mell, not that I’d complain to an armed woman, but why am I the only one pushing a 400-pound cart?
Mell:  Dave, we agreed, you’d push the cart uphill, I’d push it downhill.
Helen: Quit bickering, you two, we’re almost there …

PANEL 2:
Mell:  And where’s your hump?  You’re supposed to have the shoulder hump!
Helen:  It’s OK, Mell, the hump isn’t necessary.
    Stylish, but not necessary.

PANEL 3:
Artie:  On the remote chance that my fears are wrong, why are we climbing this hill when a thunderstorm’s coming?
Helen:  Because tonight, we’re going to hurl the Gauntlet of Science into the frightful face of Death itself!

PANEL 4:
Dave:  Isn’t that stolen from …
Helen:  It’s not plagiarism, it’s an “homage”.  Fair use and all that …

PANEL 5:
Dave: It still seems …
Helen:  Less talky, more sciencey!  Set up the collectors!

PANEL 6:
Mell:  So what are these for?
Helen:  What make you think I need a reason?!
Dave:  I had hoped.  Silly me.

PANEL 7:
Helen:  By pure coincidence, It so happens that I do have a reason.
    One that will strike back at our greatest foe.  Behold!

PANEL 8:
Mell:  Hey, that looks like that auditor …
Dave:  …from the IRS.
Helen:  Yes!  An auditor that I SHALL CONTROL!  BWAHAHA!

I WANT IT NOW.