Comments on: Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North: May 29 – June 3, 2006

By: Kitirena

Kitirena — Tue, 20 Sep 2016 03:53:04 +0000

In reply to John Campbell (jcampbel). I just thought it was some kind of moving sidewalk-type deal like they have in bigger airports or something.

By: Kitirena

Kitirena — Tue, 20 Sep 2016 03:50:20 +0000

In reply to John Ames (commodorejohn). {whimper} Why for you make me imagine Jennifer Conelly in a tiger-striped bikini and leggings, nyao? The sexy of that mental image was almost too much for my perverted little kitty heart, you evil, evil two-legger!

By: John Campbell (jcampbel)

John Campbell (jcampbel) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:31:52 +0000

All these years, I've been trying to figure out how those stairs worked, what kind of object they could possibly represent in a three-dimensional universe, and now I find out that it's just the artist being lazy.

It had never occurred to me that the strawberries might be a reference to Marissa or anything. I just kind of figured it was obvious that Helen would use strawberry shampoo. The pink and all, y'know.

By: Glen (snelg)

Glen (snelg) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:31:51 +0000

Ah, Stephen Ratlliff. I have fond(?) memories of MSTed versions of his oeuvre. Google was able to dig up my favorite short mashup from that bygone era:

http://home.ix.netcom.com/~mblackwl/fanfic.txt

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:31:50 +0000

(TUNE: "You Don't Mess Around With Jim", Jim Croce)

Classrooms have professors ...
Trees have birds and squirrels ...
North Pole hideout has Lupin Madblood
Who's a failure at getting girls!

You hear him saying to his brand-new henchman,
"You know nothing of romance1"
And when they talk of Helen,
Betcha Dave is never tellin'
How they went and did the "Dance
With No Pants"!

   REFRAIN:
      So just smell her strawberry hair!
      Run your hands over her limbs!
      Then her cry seraphic is like rush-hour traffic,
      And she tastes just like Slim Jims!

By: Rex Vivat (sirgarberto)

Rex Vivat (sirgarberto) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:31:49 +0000

I always thought that was a conveyor belt, rather than stairs.

By: Thomas Levy (ergonomytch)

Thomas Levy (ergonomytch) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:31:48 +0000

Sorry madblood, your "romance" was an excellent attempt, but your diction will never be as fabulous as Mustachio's.

By: Leon Arnott (l)

Leon Arnott (l) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:31:47 +0000

Saturday:

I didn’t expect Dave’s fourth-wall-break (#73) to crack me up as much as it did. The best thing is, this is basically him privately lording it over his past self’s mindset of Helen. It’s a personal victory.

By: Jon Stout (brasswatchman)

Jon Stout (brasswatchman) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:31:46 +0000

“Secretly”?

By: chic geek (chicgeek1)

chic geek (chicgeek1) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:31:45 +0000

Okay, Madblood is just adorable here.

But it's probably a good thing that Dave didn't get a reference from Helen for this job.

Helen:"Competent programmer, can handle evil coffee, budding mad scientist, and great in the sack."

Madblood: "......"