Comments on: Demons: May 24-29, 2004

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:22:15 +0000

(TUNE: "Draggin' The Line", Tommy James)

Dealing with demons in Helen's cellar ...
Caliban doesn't know what to tell her ...
She's got a plan, it's our fannies that Helen saves!
Tradin' the Daves! (Tradin' the Daves ...)

Helen's a genius, although demented,
Making a deal un-pre-ce-den-ted,
She'll overthrow status quo, and she's making waves ...
Tradin' the Daves! (Tradin' the Daves ...)

She con-trols
The demons, that's how she rolls!
She's swapping some evil souls,
They're just what Hell craves!
Tradin' the Daves! (Tradin' the Daves ...)

By: K. Williams (crazy_quill)

K. Williams (crazy_quill) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:22:14 +0000

Helen is concerned with protocol an ettiquette.Mel is concerned with the state of her prisoners.Caliban and the demons are just concerned.

By: So It Begins (soitbegins)

So It Begins (soitbegins) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:22:13 +0000

Very nice. A master stroke, if you will.

By: N B (davecloneseven)

N B (davecloneseven) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:22:12 +0000

Dave's assuming the satellite uplink, since that's how he'd do it if he'd designed it (which **SPOILER** he did).

By: Jon W. (kd7sov)

Jon W. (kd7sov) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:22:11 +0000

I gotta say, I love how that particular demon always looks so cheerful, even when it's using exasperated wording.

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:22:10 +0000

(TUNE: "Father Figure", George Michael)

We're facing demons,
And it's seemin' we're in danger ...
Mell came back!
The Daves, she found 'em!
Then she roughed 'em up and stuffed 'em
In a sack!
This total remote thing
Brought her home now ...
Without it corrupting
Chromosomes now!

I could build a teleporter
Operated by remote,
With a data flight recorder
Run by software that I wrote!
I'd unplug it and debug it
'Til it's safe for ev'ryone!
I could build a teleporter ...
If I had the funds!

By: Leon Arnott (l)

Leon Arnott (l) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:22:09 +0000

Friday:

The scary part is that nobody told Dave that the remote teleporter works via satellite.

Mell's face isn't actually covered in soot - she haven't noticed yet, but the teleporter gave her the Daves' five o'clock shadow.

By: Sam Ashley (evilmidnightlurker)

Sam Ashley (evilmidnightlurker) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:22:08 +0000

It's all about the grants.

By: Jon Stout (brasswatchman)

Jon Stout (brasswatchman) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:22:07 +0000

Hee. “Burlap sacks.” I don’t know why little detail is so important, but there it is.

By: John Campbell (jcampbel)

John Campbell (jcampbel) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:22:06 +0000

I would submit that it's approximately three times funnier to hear Mell describing it later, anyway.

It'd be even more funnier except that the panel of Mell clocking some Dave with a 'gator would've made up a lot of the difference.