Comments on: Marita Campos Guest Strip

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:27:19 +0000

Time to start the week of Christmas-themed filks ...

(TUNE: "Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer", Johnny Marks)

Dave never started smoking,
But still has a problem, see!
Artie explains to Dave that
He's fixated orally!

Objects go in the mouth now,
Dave has got a pen to chew!
Artie says it's a problem;
Dave retorts, "What else is new?"

   As they argued back-and-forth,
   Helen wandered by ...
   "Dave, you found my evil pen!"
   Stuck it in her mouth again!

Says Artie, "That's not kissing!"
Dave replies, "Well, who asked you?"
If Artie doesn't watch it,
He might end up down the loo!

By: So It Begins (soitbegins)

So It Begins (soitbegins) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:27:18 +0000

[snicker]

By: Leon Arnott (l)

Leon Arnott (l) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:27:17 +0000

For one terrifying moment I was worried Dave had contracted Perpendicular Tongue. But I’m not sure if quite enough of Helen’s playfulness has rubbed off on Dave that he’d rhyme Artie with “startie” apropos of nothing.

If anything, this strip serves as a valuable window for seeing just how daggy Dave’s taste in plaid is. (Well, okay, I guess it does match his shirt.)