Comments on: Dave’s Dead, Dave: June 18-23, 2001

By: Sailorleo

Sailorleo — Wed, 18 Jan 2017 10:13:06 +0000

In reply to Ed Gedeon (eddurd). Scansion suggests you meant Elton John - Candle in the Wind.

By: Darkstarr

Darkstarr — Sun, 10 Apr 2016 04:43:28 +0000
In reply to Shaenon Garrity (shaenongarrity). Technically? And are you a Discordian Non-Pope like I am? And has the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu found you yet? The Stars ARE Right, you know! -_^

By: Darkstarr

Darkstarr — Sun, 10 Apr 2016 04:41:36 +0000
In reply to Craig Westlake (rhadamanthus). Work-related sawdust shavings to line his cage with?

By: Darkstarr

Darkstarr — Sun, 10 Apr 2016 04:39:56 +0000

In reply to David Harmon (mental_mouse).

You recall correctly. They’re still around, and anyone can become a minister through them. http://www.ulc.org/ For a $5 donation, they’ll even let you choose a clerical title. Much cheaper than Scientology! {huge grin}

By: Daniel Barkalow (iabervon)

Daniel Barkalow (iabervon) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:01:32 +0000

Come to think of it, Helen never does get to kill Dave, and she’s always upset when somebody else kills him. Later, she’s got better reasons to be dissatisfied, but still…

By: Jaunty Rabbit (jauntyrabbit)

Jaunty Rabbit (jauntyrabbit) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:01:31 +0000

Watch and learn, young grasshopper. The Mistress is not yet finished…..

By: Leon Arnott (l)

Leon Arnott (l) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:01:30 +0000

Saturday’s Comic: But how could anyone even think of bringing back Dave after a eulogy as earnest as this?

By: So It Begins (soitbegins)

So It Begins (soitbegins) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:01:29 +0000
Of course, this is the Narbonicverse. Death is impermanent.

To put it another way:
The world on death: "I can't do that, Dave..."

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:01:28 +0000

I really like Mell’s necklace … a rosary / garotte / nunchuk combo? Or is it more like a morningstar than nunchuks? Morningstar or nunchuks; I can’t decide!

By: David Harmon (mental_mouse)

David Harmon (mental_mouse) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:01:27 +0000

Reb Wright: Mell says she was "barred from college events due to that time [she] went around kicking in windows." How does this fit in ...
You mean, as compared the time she'll bring live weaponry to the CS department's fragfest?
Actually, that and related incidents may be the key -- kicking in windows is "sane" enough for people to remember, while her later abuses are outrageous enough to invoke the Mad Scientist Protection Act, and disappear into Official Impossibility.