Comments on: Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: July 19-24, 2004

By: Maricruz Villalobos Zamora

Maricruz Villalobos Zamora — Sun, 13 Oct 2019 05:13:36 +0000

Rosalind appear AFTER old!Dave told Dave to refill the swimming pool.You’re brilliant

By: Mental Mouse

Mental Mouse — Mon, 04 Sep 2017 02:30:13 +0000

Helen seems to be surprisingly bad at cloning! Indeed, IIRC the only clones she’s made work are Dave’s — perhaps his own powers are giving her an assist with that.

As research into glial cells continues, it’s turning out they do a whole lot of stuff — definitely not just insulation. They seem to be involved with development, healing, hormonal/neural interaction, and even have some signaling capability of their own. They’re probably still pretty good for applied phlebotinum.

By: Sailorleo

Sailorleo — Mon, 30 Jan 2017 10:00:37 +0000

In reply to Wrabbit. Yes.

By: Wrabbit

Wrabbit — Sat, 17 Oct 2015 18:25:53 +0000

Monday: “I can’t! They melted!”

The temps or the cats?

By: Diane Castle (deecee)

Diane Castle (deecee) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:28:00 +0000

@Daniel: in the words of Ayla Goodkind, "OF COURSE!"

By: Daniel Ross (nentuaby)

Daniel Ross (nentuaby) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:27:59 +0000

Is Zeta's veganism (and being on Artie's wavelength with it) meant to foreshadow her true nature?

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:27:58 +0000

(TUNE: "We Need A Little Christmas", Jerry Herman)

Out on the road now,
We've got no rules, no limits ... living on the edge!
Progress is slowed now,
Because the menu doesn't ... have a single veg now ...

And we're stopping here at Denny's!
Nice and inexpensive!
Gotta save our pennies!
Zeta's looking pensive ...
If you ask why she's a vegan,
Then she gets defensive,
And she agrees when Artie shouts,
"Why don't they serve alfalfa sprouts?"

So northward we're driving,
Cannot resist those androids ... when they grin and beg!
We'll be arriving
So very soon; we're half-way ... up to Winnipeg now ...

And we're stopping here at Denny's!
Have a "Grand Slam Slugger"!
Zeta is offended,
Isn't it a bugger?
For the lack of vegan options
Really starts to bug her,
While Dave is chewing dead burnt cow ...
We're having lunch at Denny's now!

By: Pete (westrider)

Pete (westrider) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:27:57 +0000

I liked Dave better before he never smoked 😉

By: Sam Daniel (samhdaniel)

Sam Daniel (samhdaniel) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:27:56 +0000

@Ed: Four part harmony! Filk-tastic!

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:27:55 +0000

(TUNE: "Carol Of The Bells", Mykola Leontovych)

Soprano:
   Driving along,
   Urge getting strong,
   She needs a puff,
   Quitting is tough!

Alto:
   Asks, "Do you mind?"
   Dave says, "That's fine,
   I used to, too,
   But now I'm through."

Tenor:
   Artie's confused,
   He's not amused;
   "Is this a joke?
   Dave, you don't smoke!"

Bass:
   Cou-ghing,
   Cho-king,
   Whee-zing,
   Smo-king ...

ALL:
Dave travelled fast
Into the past;
Changed things a bit,
He never lit!

When he returned,
Cuffs were not burned,
Clothes didn't smell;
Asked "What the hell?"

He was aware
Of cleaner air,
No nicotine!
Now, just caffeine!

Very very very very healthy,
Very very very very healthy,

See Zeta pout,
Can't figure out
Mad-science stuff,
Then takes a puff.

"Long as you said,
'Sure, go ahead',
That's all I need."
(Hey, is that weed?)