Comments on: Hiccup: July 11-16, 2005

By: Gene Theil

Gene Theil — Tue, 07 Nov 2017 07:11:30 +0000

In reply to Leon Arnott (l). Hung rancor shivers blep. Hooley mips allcorn vivors blookmosolip truz.

By: bitflipper

bitflipper — Thu, 14 Sep 2017 22:26:52 +0000

In reply to Doug Wykstra (dwykstra). More, I think, that he has always relied on his intellect and has held in disdain those who rely on their physical prowess. Up until now, he has been a three inch tall gerbil with a 250 IQ; he's seen size and brute strength as either beyond his reach, or actively oppressive.

By: Kitirena

Kitirena — Sun, 18 Sep 2016 19:21:18 +0000

@Shaenon: “This one is cute, and also fairly autobiographical. I’m still waiting for Andrew to wise up.”

He did, and that’s why he married you! >^___^<

By: il biggo (biggo)

il biggo (biggo) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:08:06 +0000

"Norb" is a great nickname.

Kinda reminds me of the government guy in The Freak Brothers XD

By: Chris Gleason (thebkitu)

Chris Gleason (thebkitu) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:08:05 +0000

Awwwwwww! Thanks so much, Norb!

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:08:04 +0000

(TUNE: "The Logical Song", Supertramp)

Right out of school, I got a job with Helen B.!
Her biology ... had creativity, lunacy!
Then a gerbil she took, and she gave him sapience!
High intelligence ... sentience, common sense!

Then with Helen one night, we spoke of feelings mutual ...
It was sexual ... enjoyable, animal!
But then Artie tells Dave to be the one responsible!
Helen's brain is full ... a barrelful of s**t she'll pull!

Buying clothes, we hit the discount store,
We can't buy any more,
Our card is at the max!
With a *hic*, poor Artie's gotten small ...
I'll have to carry all,
Yes, all these stupid sacks
Full of slacks ... shirts and slacks ... T.J. Maxx!

By: Jared Anderson (the_shrike)

Jared Anderson (the_shrike) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:08:03 +0000

I have met people who can pronounce semi-colons. They are usually very, very scary.

By: Adam Underfoot (unnatural20)

Adam Underfoot (unnatural20) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:08:02 +0000

Dave's fine at picking respectable clothes, but his problem is that he thinks the same shirt still looks good six years, eleven burritos, dozens of slices of pizza, and two-and-a-half washings later.

Also, clothing looks worse when it's ill-fitting, and Dave both slouches and has Mountain Dew gut.

By: Matt Buchwald (themysticalone)

Matt Buchwald (themysticalone) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:08:01 +0000

Racks of clothing are hard to draw.

By: vicka corey (drbrain)

vicka corey (drbrain) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:08:00 +0000

i think it's nearly impossible to have clothes that *don't* flatter artie. he'd probably look presentable in a hefty bag.