Comments on: Gerbil in Belize! https://narbonic.com/comic/gerbil-in-belize/ By Shaenon K. Garrity Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:53:34 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 By: 'Keiya' (keiya) https://narbonic.com/comic/gerbil-in-belize/#comment-12327 Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:53:34 +0000 http://narbonic.com/?p=3608#comment-12327 Yo, Floyd Collins, I’m real happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Stephen Bishop was the best cave explorer of all time!

]]> By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd) https://narbonic.com/comic/gerbil-in-belize/#comment-12326 Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:53:33 +0000 http://narbonic.com/?p=3608#comment-12326 (TUNE:  “Rocky Raccoon”, The Beatles)

Now somewhere on the world-wide web was a young gerbil named Speedy …
Made friends with a timing engineer, James Rice …
They thought it’d be nice,
To see all the sights in the world both far and near …
So they bought some gear …
And now they’ll share their adventures right here!

Speedy Spelunk!
His stature is shrunk,
But not, it seems, all his courage …
He told his friend, Rice,
“James, it would be nice
If we go do some world tour-age.”

They went to Tikal,
Where they saw it all,
Then stopped by the gravestone of Collins …
His hero, named Floyd,
Who could not avoid
The cavern which happened to fall in …

Speedy Spelunk
Has packed up his trunk …
He’s off once again, what a thriller!
Now, where will he go?
Well, we’ll let you know
Next time Shaenon needs Sunday filler!

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