Comments on: Five Years Old! https://narbonic.com/comic/five-years-old/ By Shaenon K. Garrity Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:09:30 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 By: Edwin Quantrall (reynard) https://narbonic.com/comic/five-years-old/#comment-13283 Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:09:30 +0000 http://narbonic.com/?p=3650#comment-13283 Darn it! Okay, Let’s try this: http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/New-and-Improved-Radiation-Detectors-to-Be-Used-by-US-Law-Enforcement-Agencies-2.jpg/

]]> By: Andrew Cole (andy4hire) https://narbonic.com/comic/five-years-old/#comment-13282 Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:09:29 +0000 http://narbonic.com/?p=3650#comment-13282 Biohazard, but with little hearts. That biohazard symbol rules.

]]> By: Edwin Quantrall (reynard) https://narbonic.com/comic/five-years-old/#comment-13281 Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:09:28 +0000 http://narbonic.com/?p=3650#comment-13281 @ Rachel S.: It’s not Radiation, it’s Biohazard.

Radiation looks like: 

]]> By: James Rice (jhrice) https://narbonic.com/comic/five-years-old/#comment-13280 Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:09:27 +0000 http://narbonic.com/?p=3650#comment-13280 I remember that.  Crap, it was a windy day, hard to keep the kite under control.  Let’s take this time to review Speedy’s 2011. 

He started the year in Time Square New York. 

In February, he was back in Belize surveying caves.

In April, it was surveying lava cave is the Mojave Desert for NASA.

In May, He was a on a Mediterranean cruse, with a trip up the leaning tower of Pisa.

In June, an Eight day expedition in Lechugilla Cave.

September, he set a personal best ground speed in a car at  462 mph.

December was the submarine ride, zip-lining, and a cruse through the Panama Canal.

Not a bad year for a plush gerbil.

]]> By: Andrew Barton (andrewandkatebarton) https://narbonic.com/comic/five-years-old/#comment-13279 Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:09:26 +0000 http://narbonic.com/?p=3650#comment-13279 That’s the symbol for biohazard, not radiation.  I know this because I carry gear with the biohazard symbol on every day …

]]> By: Rachel S. (masamage) https://narbonic.com/comic/five-years-old/#comment-13278 Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:09:25 +0000 http://narbonic.com/?p=3650#comment-13278 That radiation symbol rules.

]]> By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd) https://narbonic.com/comic/five-years-old/#comment-13277 Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:09:24 +0000 http://narbonic.com/?p=3650#comment-13277 (TUNE: “Magic Man”, Heart)

See this gerbil-human team
Work together like a dream!
Online, they’re writing
Of feats so exciting!

Fastest gerbil anywhere!
Not a thing he wouldn’t dare!
Flying, and diving,
And even NASCAR driving!

Gerbil Speedy!  Never getting tired!
All the readers by him have been inspired!
Exploits that he had
Make me oh so glad!
Truest lesson that I had:
“You can master mad!”

]]> By: Leon Arnott (l) https://narbonic.com/comic/five-years-old/#comment-13276 Wed, 08 Jul 2015 22:09:23 +0000 http://narbonic.com/?p=3650#comment-13276 Sadly, in the dark future of 2012, it’s impossible to take unironic motivational posters seriously again.

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