Comments on: D-Con: February 25 – March 2, 2002

By: JustTheBast

JustTheBast — Sat, 15 Jun 2019 15:35:03 +0000

“Sugar Notch” sounds like the cutesy name a girl might give to certain parts of her anatomy. I’m just saying…

By: ylaraniala

ylaraniala — Sun, 20 Aug 2017 05:19:37 +0000

“I guess I go on a lot of disastrous road trips” and ” I have a thing for campy roadside attractions” should not be said by the same person.

On a personal note, I also took my glass off for my wedding. They normally look sexy, but weddings change their status to “tacky.” That last sentence, however, does not look tacky. At all.

…the mind-control serum didn’t work, did it?

By: Kitirena

Kitirena — Mon, 09 May 2016 14:14:39 +0000

In reply to Pete Bleackley (petethemadscientist).

Personally, I find that a pretty reasonable thing to experience when you work for–or in my case, live with–a mad scientist. You get pretty used to weirdness when you spend any length of time around mad scientists, or artists of any stripe. (Yes, Shaenon, I’m looking at you and your husband here, nyao…)

Then again, when one is a cat, as I am, one has a totally different standard of comparison for weird, nyao.

By: Darkstarr

Darkstarr — Mon, 09 May 2016 14:11:51 +0000

The most disturbing thing about Saturday’s strip for me is the fact that I have a wonderful F2M transgender friend, and we’ve had actual conversations like Dave and Male-Helen have had, with me taking Dave’s part.

“Fasten, then zip, or zip, then fasten,” indeed! ^_^

(Anyone who gets that reference gets a free cookie!)

By: Nick Alcock (nix)

Nick Alcock (nix) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:38:39 +0000

I just look at Dave forcing Helen to use a non-electric razor and think, yes, Dave is *definitely* evil.

By: Pete Bleackley (petethemadscientist)

Pete Bleackley (petethemadscientist) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:38:38 +0000

Of course, the way Dave accepts Next time you're a woman without comment shows how resigned to living in madness he's become.

By: Simcha-Yitzchak Lerner (tgif)

Simcha-Yitzchak Lerner (tgif) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:38:37 +0000

I don't know how that looked because I took my glasses off.

I suggest you take a look at your wedding photos and/or video if you went through your wedding w/o your glasses! Who knows what surprises you may discover that you overlooked at the time!

By: Aaron Shades (prof_tinker)

Aaron Shades (prof_tinker) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:38:36 +0000

Well, don;t forget, eric, that some people have 'bee sting' or 'heart' lips, which can be tricky because the upper lips have two little cartoony points. In *that* case, you want to make sure the lipstick is still pointy, and delicately use the point-edge to get the upper edge. After that, do as the man says- but be carefll not to get your teeth of around the lips.

..... what?

By: John Campbell (jcampbel)

John Campbell (jcampbel) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:38:35 +0000

Helen's a social outcast who doesn't dress up much and is apparently a natural blonde (insofar as anything about her is "natural"). Faces are trickier and more sensitive than legs. Also, she's a mad biologist. The number of logical explanations for him not being able to transfer leg-shaving experience to his face are endless, ranging from, "Her body hair is - naturally or unnaturally - so fine and light that she doesn't actually bother shaving her legs," to, "Her usual shaving method involves heavily engineered and exactingly trained gerbils, and he's afraid to get them near his face."

The question in my mind is what there is about briefs that's sufficiently unintuitive that Helen would need them explained. I'm not sure I really want to know the answer, either.

By: Owl Who says South (owlsayssouth)

Owl Who says South (owlsayssouth) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:38:34 +0000

yes, i am sure that is the house on the rock in neil gaiman's American Gods. i cant imagine there is more than one. American Gods, best book ever, by the way.

what helen isnt telling dave is that she has a machine to apply makeup for her at the lab. its almost safe to be used on humans.

well. I am horrible at shaving. being a man, this generally means i look scruffy, and or i use a pair of clippers to get rid of my beard. my shaggy, soft, pelt like beard.