Comments on: Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved: August 9-14, 2004

By: Mental Mouse

Mental Mouse — Mon, 04 Sep 2017 02:55:13 +0000

In reply to fluffy <3 (fluffy). Eventually we'll actually see him as a web designer. (For a little while, anyway.) Surprisingly, nobody gets mutated or dismembered... but he's not very happy there.

By: Kitirena

Kitirena — Fri, 16 Sep 2016 17:29:23 +0000

“One of the underlying concepts of Narbonic is that most people have some degree of trouble dealing with really weird stuff, to the point that a significant number just block it out.”

And how is this different from the so-called “real world”, nyao?

By: Tiff Hudson (tiff_hudson)

Tiff Hudson (tiff_hudson) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:30:05 +0000

...heading off to the kitchen to smoke a kipper for breakfast.

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:30:04 +0000

(TUNE: "You're The Top", Cole Porter)

Bill's the best!
He's so nice and funny!
He's the best,
He's got looks and money!
He grew up to be a successful CPA!
And he's smart, you know,
Got a four-point-oh
For his GPA!

Bill's the best,
He's the coolest-looking!
Better-dressed,
Knows Italian cooking!
And he's certified,
'Cause he passed the state-wide test!
He was first, so I'm the worst,
And Bill's the best!

By: Johnn Reynolds (sleepyjohn)

Johnn Reynolds (sleepyjohn) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:30:03 +0000

There's a saying that no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Dave has never head this saying.

By: Sam Ashley (evilmidnightlurker)

Sam Ashley (evilmidnightlurker) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:30:02 +0000

@Dvandom, re: your most recent comment: Remember, Bill has the most advanced form of weirdness censor. He doesn't see Artie or the Madblood robots at all, blocking their existence out completely.

By: Adam Underfoot (unnatural20)

Adam Underfoot (unnatural20) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:30:01 +0000

It's a bit odd to realize that Smallville is only now in its last season.

By: Kay Gilbert (kaygilbert)

Kay Gilbert (kaygilbert) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:30:00 +0000

@Joel: Certified Public Accountant (Chartered Accountant to the Brits) and Miller Genuine Draft. Shaenon was right—no one calls it that except in the ads.

By: E.T. the Eccentric Type (et_the_eccentric_type)

E.T. the Eccentric Type (et_the_eccentric_type) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:29:59 +0000

@confusador: Bill refers to Zeta by name at one point, so I guess he guesses it's a name gonzo journalists give themselves.

(Insert inevitable Gonzo --> Oscar Zeta Acosta pun here)

By: Joel Brackenbury (mockferret)

Joel Brackenbury (mockferret) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 21:29:58 +0000

So...um. What do CPA and MGD stand for?