Comments on: Dave Davenport Has Come Unstuck in Time: August 4-9, 2003

By: linkhyrule5

linkhyrule5 — Tue, 06 Dec 2022 18:25:14 +0000

In reply to V S (vishanth). Honestly, I was wondering if the expulsion was retroactive or something...

By: ylaraniala

ylaraniala — Fri, 25 Aug 2017 09:09:43 +0000

I approve naming the meanie Tiffany. Every one I’ve known has been popular, obsessed with fashion since teen years and usually mean (no offense to a Tiffany who’s actually decent. Heaven has a lawyer, it can have a Tiffany too. Probably).

Jon, I’d say it’s because at 6 you are taught that letters are signed with “love.” “Sincerely” is too long for most kids to learn.

By: V S (vishanth)

V S (vishanth) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:48:57 +0000

At what age can he join the Conspiracy? So far in the past he ahs only been referred to as either Davey or David.

By: Joel Brackenbury (mockferret)

Joel Brackenbury (mockferret) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:48:56 +0000

Soitbegins: On the other hand, maybe even adult Dave could get beaten up by a six year old girl. That said, having two highly dangerous women place him in actual life-or-death situations on a daily basis has to have done soemthing, so there may be a point. You'd think he'd at least be better at knowing when to start running.

By: Ed Gedeon (eddurd)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:48:55 +0000

(TUNE: "By The Time I Get To Phoenix", Glen Campbell)

By the time we finish recess ... I'll be bleeding,
When both Tiffany and Amber punch my head!
It's just their way to say, "We like you, Davey,
And we'll like you even better when you're dead!"

By the time we get to lunch hour ... I'll be crying!
They'll hold my neck until my face turns blue!
They'll say I look so cute when I am dying!
And to make things worse, they'll swipe my Ding Dongs too!

By the time I'm heading home, my face is swellin',
As though I've been run over by a truck!
And silently, my mind is cursing Helen!
It's her fault I'm in space and time unstuck!
In the past I'm stuck ...
I'm s**t outta luck!

By: So It Begins (soitbegins)

So It Begins (soitbegins) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:48:54 +0000

You know, you’d think that Dave (having an upgraded mind) might have slightly boosted reaction time and/or combat skills…

By: Leon Arnott (l)

Leon Arnott (l) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:48:53 +0000

Saturday:

Davey has another think coming if he thinks long division, cursive, home economics and any form of athletics will be any easier to assail the second time around.

Davey's thought bubbles are a bit hard to distinguish amidst Miss Hamlin's otherwise quite stylish polkadot dress. If not for immutable comic strip conventions dictating that thought balloons be suspended by precisely three (3) bubbles (one of which is affixed to the balloon's cloud border), it could perhaps be made more distinctive.

By: John Campbell (jcampbel)

John Campbell (jcampbel) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:48:52 +0000

It’s first grade. Sounds like love to me.

By: Jon Stout (brasswatchman)

Jon Stout (brasswatchman) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:48:51 +0000

I find it interesting that they signed the note “love.”

By: Justin Grubbs (jjgrubbs)

Justin Grubbs (jjgrubbs) — Wed, 08 Jul 2015 20:48:50 +0000

Ah, so it wasn’t Tiffany and Tiffany. I suppose Mell and Dave didn’t actually go to school together.