HOLDEN
You're walking in the desert. You look down and see a tortoise. He's playing FreeCell. You begin to move cards. You're not helping. Why is that?

BeOS
What do you mean I'm not helping?
This strip is dedicated to Pugilism and the Third Autistic Cuckoo.
HOLDEN
Describe, in single words, all the good things that come to mind about your user.

BeOS
You want to know about my user? Let me tell you about my user...

BLIMP TRACK
A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU IN THE LINUX COLONIES! THE CHANCE TO BEGIN AGAIN IN A GOLDEN LAND OF FRESH CODING SYSTEMS! OPEN SOURCE! EASILY CUSTOMIZABLE...
This strip is dedicated to Pugilism and the Third Autistic Cuckoo.
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